Who Angered the Golf Gods?
Somebody must have really done something awful to anger the golf gods and cause this deluge of snow and cold weather across much of the country. Well golf gods if you are listening, all of us avid golfers who respect the beauty of your golf courses and nature will make an extra effort this coming golf season to respect your golf courses more so than usual.
Note: Course pictured is Kauai Lagoons Golf Course, Hawaii
We will repair that extra divot on the green, make sure to fill in and repair any damage caused by our divots in the fairway, try to stay out of the trees and hazards as much as possible. There will also be less swearing and less club throwing this year to make amends for whatever was done to provoke your ire. We would greatly appreciate if you will make the winter vanish and especially NO MORE SNOW! We need to be hitting golf balls soon to prepare for this coming golf season. Thank you. Happy Golfing to All! Soon?